John Buccigross Learns to Spell “College Hockey”

ESPN sportscaster John Buccigross announced on Twitter this week that he finally learned how to spell “College Hockey.” Buccigross has donated the proceeds of his #CawlidgeHawkey branded apparel based on a hashtag he started using in 2009. “I had just taken it from Jack Callahan’s dialogue in the movie Miracle,” Buccigross told The Avant-Guard Dog,...

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February 8, 2021

NCAA Regionals Locations Revised; Ferris State, Robert Morris, Sacred Heart, LIU to Host

In order to minimize impacts that could come from having to turn too many lights on at larger arenas such as the previously announced Budweiser Events Center, the NCAA Men’s Ice Hockey Committee announced this morning that it will be revising the bubble locations to a set of host schools with some of the smaller...

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April 1, 2019

Motzko, Minnesota to Begin Seeking Prenatal Commits

Noticing that University of Minnesota has fallen to second on the list of teams seeking the youngest recruits, head coach Bob Motzko is preparing to pioneer new territory: prenatal commits via ultrasound.

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